Arg, you've been studying for hours. You finally write that paper & fall asleep writing it. But...?

When you wake up, you realize by Aunt Granny's Girdle, there is NO WAY you could have written that 30 page paper. It's practically a doctoral thesis. Worse, there seems to be a sniffy lavendar ribbon tied around your left wrist. DID YOU CHANNEL EMILIE ENSON? or worse... Emilieson?